smooms:

Justin Beiber- I wouldn’t have started off with you. or put you in at all. but you are the cutest lesbian I have ever seen, so you get a free pass.

Josh Groban- You da man. I just wish you weren’t so cross eyed :/

Mary J. Blige- You’re indoors. the shades are overkill

WOAH PAUSE!

Insanely awkward poorly edited michael jackson tribute. I don’t know who looks more like MJ, michael or Janet. And Janet… are you sure you know the words? “bwetta” is not a word.

Are we sure we want to let Miley follow Barbra Streisand? especially if you’re gonna let her upstage Babzzzz?

Enrique- I thought you ruined the song, but then I heard Wyclef.

Nicole Scherzinger- who did you E’ff to get so much microphone time?

Wyclef- really? REALLY? is your water breaking?

Pink- If it was up to me, you would be doing this solo. Celine and Fergie can come too.

Speaking of.

Celine and Fergie- saving the song one wale at a time. Celine isn’t afraid to show us that she KNOWS that she’s good. Fergie is just happy that the 2 random members of BEP weren’t invited.

lololololololol- Joe Jonas.

Lil Wayne- aren’t you supposed to be in Jail?

Jamie Foxx- are you making fun of Ray Charles on a charity song?

Ok Rap Break.

LL Cool J- Mama said… stop.

Besides snoop dogg- who the hell are you guys?

Robin Thicke- why don’t you get a solo. you’re better than everyone there.

Kanye- you can interrupt T-swift but not Wyclef? racism.